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Anonymous asked: your friend had sex with jonathan toews?

No, my friend’s best friend claims to have.

Anonymous asked: I love the fact that you set wide fat vagina....made me feel alot better lol

haha. well  that would explain what she said.

Anonymous asked: I pray to God that it sin't true about his sausage (toews). I think I would die a little if it was

I’ve heard he’s a good size. But my friend told me that was what she said. I dunno, maybe she just has a wide set vagina :/

Anonymous asked: I personally think we need to conduct a thorough investigation to see if this girl's disparaging claims against Mr. Toews are true. I'd volunteer myself to lead the operation but my schedule's just booked solid, so if you're interested in taking up the task, I'd say you're fully qualified, and by all means let's get the ball rolling on this. We'll be expecting a full report promptly on your findings.

LMAO. I WOULD LOVE TO!!  I’d bring back video tape, audio tapes, charts, graphs, hell I’ll even tweet a play by play. Done and Done!

( no, but really he’s not small at all)

Anonymous asked: Oh my god. Your background. *sigh* what a gorgeous human being

yes, yes he is gorgeous : D

showmeyourtoewsface asked: I almost passed out when I saw your background. I've seen that gif before but not 3843409583409 of them at once.

I like it A LOT :)

hahaha.I get that reaction a lot.  There are soooo many of them. I like it too : )

Anonymous asked: FMK

Toews
Crosby
Jordan Staal

OMG you’re a terrible person for even asking this :p  Out of the three i’d kill J staal ( sorry man)  But I don’t know who I’d marry. I think I’d choose Jonny.. But Sid is such a sweetheart I think he would just absolutely love his wife with all his heart. I don’t know. I need more time to think.. this is all too sudden. lol.

Anonymous asked: I love you did you know that?
Your blog brings me such happiness : D

Well thank you anon. I would say I love you to but I don’t know who you are : P

Anonymous asked: Do you have that pic of Toews that was in Men's Health, where he's shirtless and wearing shorts? I can't find it and it's making me sad...

lol, sure hold on let me find it

Anonymous asked: I can't, now it would just be weird. Sorry once again : (

ok

Anonymous asked: No no no. OMG I didn't realize that I was truly crepping you out. I'm a girl, we've actually talked a few times. So sorry for making you feel weird that wasn't my intention. I just wanted to know who I was talking to.

oh ok. Well you can unanon.